Web Consulting Done Right

Bold ideas.
Lightning execution.

I cut through the noise and deliver websites, strategies, and digital systems that actually move the needle — fast. One person. Full accountability.

Services built for the real world

No bloat. No buzzwords. Just clear deliverables that grow your business.

Website Design & Development

Custom websites built from scratch — designed to look great, load fast, and turn visitors into customers.

  • Custom design to match your brand
  • Mobile-friendly & accessible
  • CMS integration (so you can edit it yourself)
  • Contact forms & lead capture

Hosting & Domain Setup

I handle all the technical setup so your site is live, secure, and running reliably — no confusing control panels for you to deal with.

  • Domain registration & DNS configuration
  • SSL certificate (HTTPS)
  • Fast, reliable managed hosting
  • Email setup (e.g. you@yourbusiness.com)

Website Redesigns

Already have a site but it's outdated, slow, or just not doing the job? I'll rebuild it the right way.

  • Modern refresh of existing sites
  • Improved page speed & SEO fundamentals
  • Content migration
  • No disruption to your existing traffic

Maintenance & Care Plans

Keep your site secure, up to date, and running smoothly without having to think about it.

  • Software & plugin updates
  • Regular backups
  • Uptime monitoring
  • Agreed hours for content updates (scoped per plan)

E-commerce Builds

Need to sell online? I'll set up a clean, easy-to-manage store so you can focus on your products, not the tech.

  • Product catalog & inventory setup
  • Secure payment processing
  • Shipping & tax configuration
  • Simple admin so you can manage it yourself

One person.
All the accountability.

Slapdash Consulting is just me — a solo web consultant who built this business on a straightforward premise: most businesses don't need a big agency, they need one sharp person who actually gives a damn about their project.

I've shipped work for startups, local businesses, and growing brands across web design, strategy, and automation. You'll talk to me on day one, and I'll be the one doing the work on day thirty.

You work directly with me — no handoffs, no junior staff
Transparent, flat-rate pricing
No long-term contracts required
First draft delivered within one week

What you get when you
hire a person, not a process.

01

Speed without sacrifice

Quick turnarounds don't mean cut corners — they mean I'm organized, experienced, and not spending your budget on internal meetings.

02

Radical transparency

You'll always know where your project stands, what it costs, and exactly why I'm recommending what I'm recommending.

03

Results, not reports

I measure success by your outcomes — not by decks delivered or hours billed. If it's not working, I'll say so.

04

Right-sized for you

Whether you're a solo founder or running a 50-person team, I scope work to what you actually need right now — nothing more.

Let's build something worth talking about.

Tell me what you're working on. I'll respond within one business day with honest thoughts — no hard sell, no obligation.

I respond to all inquiries within one business day.